Its samurai vs. aliens The samurai didnt stand a chance. First the aliens invaded Japan. Next they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyones swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki Gin Sakata do to make ends meet Take any odd job that comes his way even if it means losing his dignity. Even an Inchlong Insect Has a Soul Gins Five Things They Dont Teach You in Samurai School List 1. Gold can be found in the strangest places not always up your nose. 2. Talking smack to a blind swordsman is NEVER a good idea. 3. Stomping on giant beetles the size of small cars is both messy and really dangerous. 4. When the scariest thing in your haunted house is one of your customers just pack up and go home for the day. 5. Just because your date has cat ears doesnt necessarily mean shes an alien. show more